can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Dear Diary,
Today I dragged my roommate on the "Tour de Bon" (like the tour de france except it was just of the cafeteria at my school) Like 5 kids showed up. We got to see everything that goes on behind the scenes in the schools food service. This one kid kept asking about the gluten content of stuff and wanted to know the nutrition facts for things like the chocolate cake. he said, "I just want to know if that piece of chocolate cake is a heart attack on a plate" and then he laughed all weird. The guy leading the tour was like, "Well it is chocolate cake... Umm, it's not very good for you..." It was funny. The poor kid just wanted someone to tell him that eating chocolate cake was a necessary part of a balanced diet. And now we all know, thank goodness, that chocolate cake is only okay in moderation.
Love,
Diana

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