Dear Diary,
My hit counter has been telling me that 4.76% of the people who visit my website are from Germany. Who are these Germans? I know no Germans. So if you are in Germany right now, and reading this, make yourself known! pop me an e-mail, or as we say in america. "holla atcha boy".
In my opinion, every person who knows me should be checking my website daily for updates on my life. So how come only 2 hits today so far, people?! I know it's not because i'm not fascinating, because I am. Is it the font? Too plain jane?
Love,
Diana