Dear Diary,
Today i watched an Ashlee Simpson video, and had a startling realization. I could do that! I could be Ashlee Simpson. My voice is about the same as hers. I'm about as cute as her! Just give me some voice lessons and an edgy wardrobe, and maybe a big sister who's already famous, and i would be tearing it up! Why her? Why not me?
Love,
Diana