can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Friday, September 10, 2004

Dear Diary,
I was thinking about the cafeteria at my school, and how there are so many resources there! they try to feed you gross stuff, like turkey hummus wraps in a sundried tomato tortilla, but you don't have to eat that. there are ways to beat the system. if you bring the wrap people some bread from the toast area, they will make you a normal sandwich! I think i've thought of the most brilliant way to beat the system yet. so i'm going to go over to the wrap line, and grab some cheese. then i'm going to take it over to the bread area, and make a cheese sandwich. Then i will proceed to run it through the little converyor belt toaster, as a sandwich, and if all goes according to plan, i am fairly confident this should turn into a grilled cheese. I'll try this at lunch and tell you how it goes.
love,
diana

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