can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Dear Diary,
You know what's not necessary? Sitting next to the washing machine the whole time your clothes are being washed. it's in the freaking basement of our dorm! Do you really think that someone is going to steal your clothes? Unless you wear Burberry panties I don't think you have anything to worry about! so here's some advice for all of you. As soon as your clothes are in the washer, go up to your room and have a beer or something for the 45 minutes it takes to wash them. then come back and move them to the dryer. go up to your room and have another beer. Then come get your clothes. That's what I do. It's really much better i promise.
Write me an e-mail afterwards and tell me how it goes.
Love,
Diana

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