can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Dear Diary,
I am posting from the library which just isn't quite the same. My beloved laptop got a scary virus today through AOL instant messenger a convenient half hour after the tech support place closed. I have all sorts of popups and random malfunctions now. luckily i have access to a gazillion other computers here at fancy college- so my public will not be disappointed.
I think today I was more popular than ever in my life. I must have gotten cell phone calls from AT LEAST FIVE different people. and three of them missed me! geez am i glad i went to camp this summer. here at college with all these mega dweebs everywhere you forget that life can be wildly entertaining.
Every time i turn around at this place, i swear to god my least favorite freshman poser hippy boy is right there. talking loud on his cell phone, smoking, eating granola bars. I met this kid once, decided he was a hoser, and now it's like he singlehandedly accounts for 30% of the on campus community. The worst part is, i think that he coordinates outfits with his equally offensive best friend. except one wears headbands. I really hope he IMs his friend every morning, "so is it tie dye or hideous sweaters today? we did the whole mexican poncho thing yesterday..." I don't like to be so negative in the blogosphere, I should really stop. tomorrow, i'll most likely fall on my face walking across the pacman lawn, the offensive freshman will probably be right there (since he always is) to help me pick up my books and find my broken glasses, and then i'll feel like a huge jerk.
Love,
Diana

2 Comments:

At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're hilarious. i was not aware of the extent of this. goodness.

-chobo

 
At 7:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess chobo's dumb.
but, in his defense, he's one hell of a mopper.

 

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