can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Dear Diary,
This I solemnly swear until the day I die: I will never buy a mattress at sleep country. I don't even feel like I've been very media absorbed today and I have heard at least three of their ads on the radio. Never never never. They are possibly the most irritating advertisers that ever were. I am in a really bitter mood right now because it appears I am loosing my vision due to my eye ulcers because I can't even see this screen and I just watched a documentary about how credit card companies are scamming America and the government isn't stopping them because, hey, the government is in debt too! They had a lot of really infuriating quotes from our fine president saying things like; "there's just not as much money floating around washington as their used to be!" There were also interviews with families who had someone commit suicide because of credit card debt, families that are still getting credit card offers in the mail for their deceased loved ones. Even my hero, Suze Orman, appears to be corrupt. I just don't know who to trust anymore.
Love,
Diana

3 Comments:

At 5:45 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Diana,

I am so sorry about the eye ulcers. Get well soon.

-Bro

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Jim Freeburg said...

diana,

your sister told me i'm supposed to figure out which young 'uns need a place to shack up during their stay in new york for the wedding. is your b-friend coming? does he need a place to stay? do you need a place to stay?

can you email me at jifreeburg at yahoo.com?

Thanks
Jim
(and my sister says hello)

 
At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cousin central! i actually wrote a paper for grad school about how much sleep countrys ads suck. my prof said, "its an example of a quick and dirty job". then i felt i had wasted my breathe. jim, good work, keep rounding those peeps up. alex, where the heck are you? send word. hello again from nairobi airport (ihave 8 hours here, next stop dubai, email me if you want dates or gold jewelry). sis

 

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