Dear Diary,
It's nearly two AM. I'm in the library again. I really need to be working on finishing my paper right now, but this material is too good to pass up. I am writing an 8 page paper about two shopping bags. A shopping bag from Kiehl's and a shopping bag from Urban Outfitters. Why? you may ask. and, How? It's for class. A paper on semiotics. "the science of signs." Oh, but it's not hard, my friend. It's funny because everyone else in the library is looking at books and stuff and taking notes and making citations and thinking big thoughts, and I am staring at a paper bag and a plastic bag. I drank a Red Bull and now I'm all jazzed. I had to take a lap around the library to burn off some of this nervous energy. I am typing extremely fast and using the backspace key quite a bit. A good indication that I should never do drugs, if I can't even handle a soda. I hope I don't crash very soon, I still have a few pages to go. I think you're sposed to crash after having one of these. Until then, I will ride the wave.
Love,
Diana