Dear Diary,
So my new weakness, (it's always something) is Saved by the Bell on DVD. I haven't watched it since I was about ten. But it's still funny. maybe funnier. actually definitely funnier, because it is so dated. now that i'm twenty i can say things are dated, you see. The thing that i like about it is, it's so un-pc. Mr. Belding bribes Zack to get him out of detention if he goes out on a date with his niece, Zack cheats on everything, Zack lies to his girlfriend all the time. Slater calls Jessie "Mama" and she calls him a pig. every episode! in every episode like at least four of these things happen. I should write a paper about how after school television has changed with the new millenium. another example, Slater only has like 3 pairs of pants. this would never happen on the OC or something! new outfits, every scene practically! paradigm shift, if you will?
Maybe i could write a speech about it. I'm apparently really good at speeches. My head is all inflated after my speech about gay penguins. it went pretty well. i'm pretty pleased.
Love,
Diana