can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Dear Diary,
I need to go to IT at my college because all sorts of porn is popping up on my computer. This is a problem. Sometimes, a girl needs to check her e-mail without being bombarded by unmentionables.
Over spring break my gerber daisies died in my dorm room. It seems small but it's making me really sad for some reason.
Today the weather was the best it's been yet this year. Around noon, I fell asleep on a bench in the sun while attempting to do some reading. I was so passed out on this sunny bench that I slept through my phone interview for my summer job. I'm in luck though, because I called back a bit later, and I'm still getting hired. This is going to be the best summer ever.
Love,
The driving range was overrun with highschool boys today at the country club. It made me think-- you know what I don't miss at all? Highschool boys.
Love,
Diana

2 Comments:

At 7:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Andrew is flying out tonight for WA DC, for a week, with stops in "The City" (new york). Duncan is flying to the Naval Academy, next June for a week, and then just less than 2 weeks later flying back to Boston, for his 2nd free ride for a week at some geek college with a pre MD program he likes. Mostly he likes "for free". I just got my first job this year, and after my 1st day, when I walk in the door, he said," too bad Dad, if you earn less than 40 K this year(Lisa too) I would get a free ride to Yale.
Thats my son. Uncle Steve

 
At 8:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck

 

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