Dear Diary,
thank god i have a normal roommate. At least she dresses normal. I don't know what i would do if I had one that was a weirdo. If I had one who I had to watch get dressed every morning in fishnets and boxershorts, (I don't WATCH her get dressed every morning, but you know what i mean) I wouldn't know what to say. I could try something like "Ummm... maybe fishnets would look really good with a skirt, instead of boxers..." Or, "That one pair of normal jeans that you wore that one time looked really good!" Thank goodness sarah is normal and not a fake hippie or fake hipster.
Love,
Diana