Dear Diary,
Wearing eternally crooked glasses is no way to live. I can tell that mine are crooked because whenever i smile only one cheek hits the rim. Is there anything more annoying in the world than wearing glasses? the answer is yes. having eye ulcers. you probably didn't know you could get ulcers in your eyes, did you? well you can. I would know. The eye doctor was very impressed that i managed to get them in both my eyes. I am under the impression that getting them in both eyes is like breaking both of your legs on the same day on two separate occasions. remarkable. That's how i do things, what can i say.
Love,
Diana