Dear Diary,
I can't believe it. Bling Jr. died. what the heck!? We can't keep a fish alive for crap. Each of our fish have died in their own unique way. Getting their eyes mysteriously gouged out, spastically swimming fits and hard breathing breaks at the bottom of the tank.... But I've got even better news. Now we have a dog. Sarah's brother went to Italy, and we stole his dog. He is going to love it here. We will walk him like 5 times a day, take him to dog parks, buy him a burberry dog parka. I wonder if they have knockoff burberry dog parkas. that would be so funny. Buying knockoff clothes for an animal that doesn't even need clothes.
Love,
Diana