Dear Diary,
Is there anything better than an ice cold organic soda at my side? I don't know. I'll get back to you when i turn 21 and have my first taste of beer.
Good news everyone. someone turned in my key, so i don't have to pay fifty bucks to get the room re-keyed. Now i can spend 50 bucks on organic soda instead.
I was walking the resident dog today, and every kid who walks by is like "I LOVE DOGS! what kind of dog is that?!" I got tired of saying "It's an akita" so i started telling people that it was a mexican mountain dog. No one questioned me.
when i get a dog, i'm going to name it "itsaliger" so when people are like, what's your dogs name? I can say "itsaliger". then they'll be confused. like, wait... it's not a dog?
Love,
Diana
1 Comments:
diana. even when im frustrated with you and laugh hysterically at your posts. why are you so darn funny? i just dont understand...even the 'i am funnier than sarah but she tries' thing on my reference was funny...
i <3 diana.
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