Dear Diary,
As of right now I am CPR/First Aid certified. I thought that gaining this credential would put me one step closer to feeling superior to everybody else, but thus far I don't feel anything. We got to watch a lot of mini-videos about awful things happening to people, and how the person who was trained in CPR/First Aid handled the situations with finesse. I'm fairly confident that I could perform the necessary duties under pressure. The instructor said that the best place in America to have a heart attack is in Las Vegas. There are defibulators all over the casinos there and a lot of the security guards are EMTs. Apparently people win thousands of dollars and then have heart attacks quite often then. You have a 60% chance of living after going into full cardiac arrest in Las Vegas and only 6% chance of living if you are else where in the US. But on the other hand, 75% of all statistics are completely fabricated by the person who is sharing them.
Love,
Diana