can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Dear Diary,
I have found a very important place to get all of my information from now on. Finally I can stop doing all of that dumb reading that teachers assign me, because i have found the gossip section of MSN.com. Apparently, Paris Hilton has dumped her dog tinkerbelle, and has been seen toting a NEW chihuahua around Hollywood. I wonder how tinkerbelle feels about this. I can't imagine that she's very happy about not being famous anymore. Also, Russell Crowe is releasing an album. He says that the main single on the CD has the ability to make both women and men cry. It seems that he is not modest about the earthshaking capability of the album.
This Saturday, #2 and I are going kayaking with college outdoors. We get to wear neoprene hats and they provide the lunch. It should be amazingly fun. While i was in the college outdoors office, i picked up a copy of this kayaking magazine, and flipped to an article about this guy who died his first time trying to kayak. Maybe that was a bad idea to read that. If i am going to be freaked out about something as lame as kayaking maybe I should just start wearing a helmet 24/7 and never leave my dorm room.
Love,
Diana

2 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh dianafreeburg.com. I'm so glad your back online.

 
At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well i see that you've pulled through.

 

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