can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Dear Diary,
Little hellions=gone. i have never been so excited in my life, except for after they left last session. people complain about this job, but it's about to turn into kickin it fest 2005 at camp sealth for a full 48 hours.
g2g more later
love,
diana

4 Comments:

At 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shamu!

How could you? I don't think it's very nice that you call us hellions. Not everyone likes Arts and Crafts and getting up early, OK? And I don't really like crappy camp food either. And I really don't like reading about how we're all so gullible and dumb and that you can do whatever you want with us.

I didn't think the pranks you pulled were funny. Making us pledge allegiance to the your whale-butt, and do the wiggle butt dance in front of the other counselors was mean. I don't know if I am coming back to camp again.

Kiss my mooselips,

Former Camper/Child of Wolves

PS: Don't insult us behind our backs. I know I am not the only one smart enough to find you on the internet.

 
At 1:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm trapped on the mainland.

help.


seriously, if no one sees me at camp tomorrow, send search parties to the Vashon ferry docks. It might get serious.

P.S.: wasn't the last P.S. totally unnecessary?

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Diana said...

who is pretending to be one of my campers? i didn't even tell my campers my name this time. ha ha ha you are so clever. i have a few guesses, my dad, montana, alex... make yourself known, you imposter!

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not the imposter!
what's this about a whale-butt?
Love, Dad

 

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