can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Monday, July 11, 2005

Dear Diary,
Today was "color wars" at beautiful camp sealth. Which means all the kids get split up onto teams of different colors and counselors lead them to victory in events such as a dutch auction and sink the counselor contest. Wally and I were leading team yellow. it was not difficult to get the kids to wear yellow considering the popularity of spongebob squarepants apparel and the fact that this years camp t shirt said color.
I am so tired i could die. Yesterday on my break i got to ride horses. This involved a lot of me singing the pony song which goes as follows, "shamu's riding on a pony riding on a big fat pony, shamu's riding on a pony...." et cetera. I'm sure i'm the first person in history to think to sing that song when i was actually on a pony? anyway, my horse was named furnace and was way bigger than all the other horses, and i got to "lope" (glorified horsie almost-running) remember the last scene in napolean dynamite where he shows up on a stallion to kips wedding? it was kinda like that. out of control.
Love,
Diana

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