Dear Diary,
so tonight i got my staff tie. never have i been so proud in my life. i wanna wear it everyday here but that would make me a loser because everyone else only wears them the first and last days of every session. but i'm not here to look cool.
many funny things happen here all day long but i can never remember them in time to write them on my website. earlier some of the girls and i decided that since we obviously aren't going to find husbands here we will look for bridesmaids instead.
one of my earlobes is bigger than the other on account of a bug bite and i look lopsided.
Love,
Diana