can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Dear Diary,
today has been a good day. i went swimming! it was fun. i had to take my swimming test for sailing class. then i swam extra, just to be an overachiever. it was a funny day, i was feeling all sorry for myself, you know the whole "my life is soooo hard" thing, and then i talked to my friend on the phone as i was frantically running to class, and i felt a lot better.
sometimes when i'm getting dressed in the morning, i think that i should try to wear something crazy exciting and high fashion. but then i just imagine myself walking to class feeling all cool and then tripping and falling on the ground. now it is one thing to trip and fall on the ground wearing blue jeans and a hoodie and carrying your backpack. whatever, get back up no harm done. but face planting while dressed to the nines is a completely different ball game. all of a sudden your cool exterior is completely ruined. you've scuffed your sexy high heels, your scarf is all tangled all over the place, your retro hat is covered in leaves and you feel like the biggest hoser that ever was. so this goes through my mind every morning when i get dressed.. "what if i tripped and fell while wearing this outfit. would my outfit make that experience even worse?"
Love,
Diana

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