Dear Diary,
So I'm back from an exciting trip to Eugene, backpack stuffed with "Duckaroni" from the U of O basketball game on Saturday. Duckaroni, if you were not aware, are yellow foam sticks that they give you at the basketball games to wave frantically when the other team is trying to make a free throw. So when they make the free throw, it is a hundred percent the fault of the fans for not waving the duckaroni well enough.
After the game, we went to this cops and robbers party. Not the easiest theme to dress for. But the best part of the party was that the people who's house it was decided to leave a bunch of panties on a drying rack in a rather central location. I mean, come on, who does that?! My cronies decided to stuff them all into an couch cushion that can be zipped up. Then when the distressed hostess realized her panties had gotten stolen, we all played it really cool, like, "what kind of creeps would steal your panties!? that's so weird!!" But see, my cronies were clever, and they took pictures of the stealing process. Now, this morning, the pictures showed up on facebook, labeled with the name of the owners. So if all went according to plan, the no longer intoxicated hostess checked her e-mail this morning, and saw that so-and-so had added pictures of her on facebook. Then, she went to facebook and saw the pictures, and realized that, balls!- they weren't of her at all, but a couch cushion filled with her underwear! I really hope that she put two and two together and found her underwear. Facebook is changing college pranks as we know it!!
So folks, this is what America's future is doing on the weekend.
Love,
Diana