can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

I'm starting to wonder why I am posting online when no one comes to visit my lame site. no its not lame, it's just short and sweet. i suppose i'm going to have to start making it interesting. soon i'll learn how to post pictures.

It looks like thanksgiving will be upon us shortly. that means i will watch the parade on TV in the morning with my duvet and my whales, and then later in the day i will eat and then it will be over. i don't like how there is so much emphasis on the food and eating and all that. it's like all of a sudden turkey is everyones favorite food and everyone gets all loopy about it and the magazines tell you how not to gain 5 pounds eating it and you know what i think? i think that if it was so important we would eat it more than once a year. that's what i think. but, since it means that i don't have to go to school for 2 glorious days, i'm cool with it.

today i went to an IMAX about the ocean and it was fun. I learned some things. did you know that 70% of the worlds oxygen comes from seaweed forests? did you know that seaweed had forests?

Sunday, November 23, 2003

salutations everybody.
I'm so glad both of you decided to check out my website. i'm going to figure out how to add a guestbook and have it so you can e-mail me and things. and i also have this vision for my website that includes pictures and all sorts of fun stuff. but if you have any comments or ideas or want to contact me, my email adress is diana@marathonsoftware.com I also think that if i could get like, coke to sponser me and put their ads all over my website, and send me a big check every month, that would be awesome.
so if anyone knows how to swing that, let me know. alrighty.