can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Dear Diary,
Can I just say, all I need to be happy is a care package witht things from the target one-spot in it. Thank you Leah!
I am a rover this week, which means I get to meet lots and lots of little dudes and dudettes that like to ride horses. I somehow memorized the names of all 24 campers i met today. I think i might be amazing. But I have to go. Another group at 6.
Love,
Diana

Monday, July 10, 2006

Dear Diary,
Sometimes, here at my camp, I feel as if I should wear a t-shirt that says- "only ask a question if you are prepared to listen to the answer" for example, camper # 1 says- when are we going fishing. I sez, "at 3. It's 2:45 now" 13 minutes go by. Counselor Shamu says, "let's go fishing" All the campers are like "WHAT!?!?! we had no idea we had to do anything!!"
The 12 year olds are making me feel like a monster because I didn't bring them cinnamon rolls to their sleep in breakfast. How they even found out about the cinnamon rolls is beyond me. They were sticky and I didn't feel like feeding kids sugar at 8 am. What's wrong with a bagel.
Last night was another 2:30 am late night puzzle session. My. Life. Is. Thrilling.
Love,
Diana