can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Dear Diarz,
I cannot cope with the location of the Z on this kezboard. No worries though, because tomorrow I will be in France. At a hostel on the beach that is actuallz a castle. Apparentlz it is the best hostel in the whole world, that is whz we are going.
I love frieburg. It is great. I definitelz have some frieburg souveneirs now. I just keep WAITING for someone to ask me what brings me to Frieburg. so far onlz one person has asked, and I got to tell him that mz last name is freeburg, so duh, of course we would come here. Todaz we took this cable car to the top of a mountain. We took public transportation to the mountain, the same mountain that people ski on in the winter. gotta love those europeans and their practical transportation solutions. We also went to the market and drank fresh squeezed juice conctions out of mugs on a little bench. And i finallz had the bratwurst i've been waiting for mz whole life for onlz 2 euro. restaurants are overrated. At the castle hostel, we are pazing extra so we can eat all of their homecooked meals on the terrace overlooking the ocean. I'll tell zou how it goes.
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Dear Diarz,
I am in munich, germanz. thez z is in the place of the y on this funnz kezboard, but i think it adds character to mz post. we just took the night train in from amsterdam. we saw hookers in windows and people were smoking weed everzwhere. it reallz was a unique place, that's for sure. mz favorite part was walking around the red light district and having random men come up to us and trz and save our souls, telling us not to become hookers, we seem like such nice girls. thanks for the tip, creepo.
After two full dazs here, we are going to freiburg, germanz. for one reason and one reason onlz. and i think zou can guess. i'm going back to the homeland. I've been talking about how it's funnz that americans come to europe to see the indigenous white people, but these are mz people. the original freeburgs. i'll let zou know how it goes,
love,
Diana
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