can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Saturday, October 23, 2004


look at this crazy picture of the crazies that were in my dorm room tonight. Sarah, Kristin, Angela, Ashley, and Harry. we were having a wild dance party including the electric slide.

Dear Diary,
I have learned a few things in college. one is that you don't need a vacumn cleaner, IF, and that's a big IF, you have a lintroller. possibly one of the most useful tools in history. yesterday i gave a haircut in my room, and afterwards, one sheet of lintroller took care of everything! No effort of vacumning! i also use it to clean dust of of everything, and get lint off of stuff...
Love,
Diana

Friday, October 22, 2004

Dear Diary,
I was thinking today about how you can't sneeze with your eyes open. with the amount that i sneeze, this probably means that i am missing out on about a half an hour a day. LAME.
my eyeballs are infected again. as soon as my mom reads this i'm sure i'll be getting a concerned phone call.
Love,
Diana

Thursday, October 21, 2004


this is russ. he is a windsurfer for john kerry. i'm sure you're familiar. russ is moving to maui to pursue his passion. if only the rest of us could be so adventurous.

Dear Diary,
possibly the best thing ever happenned. I was getting sick of all of my music, and thinking i actually needed to BUY some more cds. but then an angel came down from C53 and informed me that i had access to all of the music of all of the computers in Copeland, if i get this itunes program downloaded. So i did it, AND, now i have access to 60,000 songs on my computer and i won't get arrested by the music downloading police. Needless to say, the roommate and i were excited. ever since, we have been rocking out to jessica simpson and paul simon and mase.
NEAT!
love,
Diana

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Dear Diary,
why bother doing a sport when it is enough of one to walk around this dang campus? I always think about riding my bike, but Sarah makes fun of me when I do that. She also makes fun of me for having a retainer and glasses. but for SOME REASON i like her anyway.
you know what was a bad idea? buying a whole bag of candy corn for myself, when i have no one who likes it to share it with. that's 1400 calories all for me. I was reading the ingredients, and it has titanium dioxide in it. Doesn't that sound scary? On the bag it says, "made with real honey!". but honey is on the ingredients list after titanium dioxide. I think it would have been more honest of the manufacturers to say, "made with real honey, but with MORE titanium dioxide."
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, October 19, 2004


josh in kansas this is for you. this is what sarah looks like when she's talking to you on the phone. you spend enough time doing that, GEEZUS.

Dear Diary,
Today I set the world record for getting out of bed and getting to class in record time. I got out of bed when my clock said it was 9:32. I put on clothes over my pajamas and grabbed my cool glasses and was sitting in my seat in class at 9:40. Keep in mind that it is a fairly substatial walk to my first class. I am thoroughly impressed with myself.
In communications class we took the Meyers Briggs indicator test. Turns out I am an extroverted intutive feeling perceptive girl. whatever that means.
Love,
Diana

Monday, October 18, 2004

Dear Diary,
Today I met with two of my professors, and I am realizing, GEEZ I really need to get my act together. So I am posting instead of studying.
My roommate Sarah is on the other side of the room weeping over the cuteness of an e-mail. BARF! if anyone wants to write me cute e-mails, remember it's freeburg@lclark.edu.
Dried apples are possibly the most disgusting looking food in the world. but I like them anyway. I think that shows what an accepting, kind person I am.
Love,
Diana

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Dear Diary,
it's raining. and the roommate is playing imagine, by john lennon. you can see how this is making me very contemplative. i would like to throw in some grand prophecy about life here, but i am drawing a blank. maybe i should just do my spanish homework.
love,
Diana