can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

one day down, millions to go. I wore dirty socks to school today, is that bad? Maybe it helped me think quantum physics. today in college prep social studies, Mr. Hailey tells us all that we're too busy looking for sales at the Bon Marche and getting ourselves into debt, and that we need to think more, less selling our minds to the oppressor. but wait Mr. Hailey where did you get those cufflinks and those shiny shoes?
Swedes again today. pretty blondes. They hung out with my boyfriend all day. I suppose that's okay.
I hate being home alone, I want to go do some laundry, but i'm too frightened to go into the dark basement.
I think that instead of having this weekend we should just keep having school saturday and sunday because I am not looking forward to it at all.....

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

so i realize after reading cassies blog that my life is in no way as glamorous as hers. My words lack the elegance, my days lack the adventure. but this is fine. i can cope. I hung out with the Swedes again today. hopefully they can get all the way to the U district tomarrow on the bus, or else. Ranger and I took them to Target, i think that they appreciated the trip, it's so magical there at christmas. we've got some big days coming up:
wednesday: quantum physics presentation and mock trial torture
thursday: write outline for entire research paper torture
friday: more mock trial torture and babysitting torture. there better be pizza
saturday: my great auntie jo's funeral. i've never been to a funeral. she made me a birthday cake shaped like a butterfly when i turned 4.
sunday: chain gang from 8-4

here's a little tidbit from the Federalist #10
"Liberty is to Faction what air is to fire"
-James Madison

Monday, December 01, 2003

I feel like I have climbed Mt. Everest. But really I have just applied to one college. But it was SO HARD. and SO STRESSFUL. But now I can sleep easy, knowing that there is a college out there that is thinking about me, and just may ask me to come join them in academia. Now I know, that if you want to apply online, don't do it the night before it's due because the website will crash 100 times at least. and tears will be shed.

The winter makes me feel like a slimy white indoor creature. maybe i just feel slimy because I don't take showers ever.