can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Dear Diary,
This website has turned me into a posting addict. after i've posted on dianafreeburg.com, i move on to the whiteboard on our door. if that already has something witty on it, i move on to the whiteboard on our minifridge. today all of these venues were filled, so i was forced to post on a post it. I just don't want anyone to miss out on any of my feelings and excellent ideas.
Love,
Diana

Friday, October 15, 2004


this is chris and ali. he came all the way from south carolina to visit her for like 3 days. they are crazy and in love.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Dear Diary,
I am going to be so freaking glad when this election is over. I don't even pretend to read the e-mails I get from democrats or moveon or anything. Today, howard dean and al gore both wrote to me. amazing isn't it! sometimes, John Kerry writes to me himself. but what i want to know is, is there any point in that at all? No. because obviously if i am on their e-mail list, they pretty much have my vote. it's preaching to the choir. another reason i am going to be glad when this is over is because i swear, i get asked if i want to get paid 8 dollars an hour to work on the john kerry campaign about 58 times a day on campus. i have started to tell them that my mom told me that my job is to get good grades. Or i could just say "sorry, I'm a professional genius." check out my website for more information.
Love,
Diana


look it's my friends claire and cassie. claire is the wild eyed one and cassie has new shoes. claire lives in an apartment in the U district, isn't that badass?

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Dear Diary,
Today I have reached an all time high of hits on my blog. 36 so far! 36 lives I have touched today! If i am going to be reaching that many people, i need to be shoving some of my ideas down their throats. So here's one of them, I think it would be really awesome if more people bred minature ponies, the really little ones that are golden retriever size, and kept them as pets. Then instead of taking your animal to the dog park, you could take it to the horse park and let it gallop around with the other little horses, wearing little tiny horseshoes. Wouldn't that be fun?
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
I got my first international relations test back today. I got a C. I am not that upset about it though, because the teacher has been spending the last 5 weeks convincing us that we are all going to fail. so a C? not bad! He also kept saying over and over again that the first test is the one that makes people get their acts together, and after that everyone does great and blah blah blah. So it could be worse.
I wish something funny would happen so i could write about it.
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Dear Diary,
when interpersonal relationships couldn't be going any worse, what's a nice thing to pile on top of that? 1000 hours of homework condensed into a 5 hour time slot! and what would make that even better? why not put my two favorite tv shows in there and make it so i have to miss them?
geeeeeeez.
Love,
Diana

Monday, October 11, 2004

Dear Diary,
I am sorry, to my loyal public, for being a little lax in the last couple of days with the blogging. my computing abilities have been hindered by outside forces. for instance. yesterday i tried to use the internet in my dorm room but it decided to be broken. then i went to the pc lab to try to print out my homework, but the toner was out and it didn't work. so i went to the mac lab and tried to print it there but the attachment wouldn't open. can you see how all of these forces were telling me, "diana, don't do your homework. just don't." so i didn't. and now i will pay.
Today in international relations we were talking about international waters, and that got me thinking about pirates, which got me thinking about their funny pirate accents, which led me to an interesting question. where do pirate accents come from? they are very unique. is it just an intersting dialect that developed among those who are always at sea? it's not like pirates are a nationlality, so why do they get their own accents? sounds a little bit scottish. but not really. i'm guessing that it started out as a joke. one day one pirate just started saying "arggh matey!" to another pirate and they thought that it was so funny that it just stuck.
Love,
Diana