Dear Diary,
Yesterday and today I watched two tv shows that were so traumatizing I just might have to stop watching tv. I had to remind myself, "Diana don't worry, you are not a member of a polygamist family that just got outed" and "Don't worry Diana, you had nothing to do with that poor nice homeless man getting all of his organs stolen." They put horrifying things on TV these days! It's like a sign-- a sign that I should stop watching TV and do my homework. point taken.
Love,
Diana