can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Dear Diary,
Today a group of campers corners me after dinner with a picture of nicole richie torn out of a magazine. they were like "shamu you look exactly like her!! see!!" in the picture she was bent over with her mouth wide open all ridiculous and wearing huge sunglasses. i didn't see the resemblance but they were all really excited about it. kids say the darndest things. and the dumbest things.. they say a lot of dumb stuff too.
I've worn carhartts for about two full days in a row now and i'm forgetting that i'm a girl. this can't be good.
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Dear Diary,
They are torturing me in the staff lounge with the movie garden state. everyone thinks it's soooooooo deep but i think it's sooooooooo lame.
Yesterday we got a seven hour break. so of course we went blueberry picking. duh. we also drank copious amounts of tea at this really cute little shop that definitely makes no money because all they sell is expensive tea and hummus plates. i usually live in portland so i am familiar with the hummus plate.
I got new carhartts at the vashon country store yesterday and i need to turn them into old carhartts stat. because there is nothing less impressive than carhartts that aren't beat up yet. i'll just wear them every single day and not wash them ever. then i'll finally be cool. finally!
My friends from home met my camp friends yesterday. i was a nervous wreck but i think they liked eachother well enough. fiona told funny stories and cassie has cool tattoos so there is really nothing to worry about.
Love,
Diana