Dear Diary,
Today a group of campers corners me after dinner with a picture of nicole richie torn out of a magazine. they were like "shamu you look exactly like her!! see!!" in the picture she was bent over with her mouth wide open all ridiculous and wearing huge sunglasses. i didn't see the resemblance but they were all really excited about it. kids say the darndest things. and the dumbest things.. they say a lot of dumb stuff too.
I've worn carhartts for about two full days in a row now and i'm forgetting that i'm a girl. this can't be good.
Love,
Diana