can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Saturday, September 04, 2004


this is elliott and sarah and they are my college friends. sarah is my roommate!

Friday, September 03, 2004


here's me at college

so today. earlier. i was sitting in class thinking about what i wanted to happen more than anything. and then one of my eyelashes fell out and landed on my paper. so i made a wish and i hope it comes true.

today in class some very interesting things happened. the first thing that happened was that i decided to speak in my international affairs class for the first time, and then the professor, said "That's a very articulate way of putting that" and i was like golly, thanks. The girl sitting next to me had naked dirty shrek feet and i couldn't handle it. made me think of britta. she would have barfed. You know what else? i sneezed about 50 times in that class this morning and people kept saying "bless you" "bless you" "bless you" and it got really awkward for me. I kept trying to not sneeze so people wouldn't keep blessing me. which made sneezing that much more annoying. i don't like it when that happens.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

dear blog,
i am at college. is it a very challeging experience so far. it is hard to make friends and more hard to be away from the old ones. if anyone knows me and wants to e-mail me my NEW address is freeburg@lclark.edu i check this about 200 times daily. what i like about college is that you get TONS of choices for every meal. what I don't like is that there is lines for all of the good things, so i just end up getting whatever there is no line for, and not being very satisfied with it. for instance, today i got split pea soup and salad but i really wanted pizza and macaroni and cheese. i also don't like doing all of everything online. in college EVERYTHING is online. like homework and other stuff... and in college classes are every other day! instead of everyday! except spanish. that's every dang day and has the most online crap of any class! Oye Ve!