can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Sunday, January 04, 2004

so school starts tomarrow. let me count the reasons that i don't want to go.
1. it's cold outside and i don't want to leave my house
2. didn't do mr. haileys homework
3. didn't finish physics homework
4. didn't finish research paper
5. no good food in the house to put in my lunch
6. don't get to drive because bro took the car to minnesota for as long as it takes byron to get it back.
7. want to hang out with boyfriend instead, its been over a week since we've even gotten to speak to eachother!
8. want to kiss boyfriend a lot
9. don't have any shoes i feel like wearing to school
10. don't want the teachers to give me any more assignments than i already have.
11. don't feel like telling everyone how my vacation went
12. don't want to fall asleep in physics and have bad dreams and then get in trouble
13. don't want to walk up all of those flights of stairs
14. don't want to think about college applications ever again
15. don't want to hear about how everyone else is done with their perfect research papers and college applications
16. want to kiss boyfriend and squeeze him and hug him.