can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Dear Diary,
Today was my last day of finals. I had my creative non fiction final, which consisted of reading five minutes from a piece we thought was awesome. So I wrote a piece about the man who cleans the fishtanks at the University of Washington Hospital ICU waiting room. Of course. It's more than just that but I don't want to get into it.
There were three seniors in my class, having their last college final ever. When we acknowleged this at the end of class, everyone started clapping and then this kid pulled a pbr out of his backpack and handed it to one of the girls who was graduating. We were a bit stunned, like, you bring beer to all your finals? She said she was going to go shotgun it in the hallway, but I think she lied.
Love,
Diana

Monday, May 01, 2006

Dear Diary,
I am so close to no more homework, I can smell it. It makes me very excited. Now that I don't have any homework I will finally have time to really study that abnormal psych book thoroughly, right? I still have so much to learn... People like to talk about how excited they are to go home and all that, but really, how much money are we paying to be here? about a grand a week? I'm going to freaking enjoy it. slow down, take it all in. make sure I use my whole printing balance and get all my meals. I already got my free golf getaway to the mountains on the schools dime so I am doing alright.
Love,
Diana