can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Dear Diary,
I spent the weekend golfing, which seems utterly ridiculous considering my present circumstances, but a girls got to do what a girls got to do, or something. but anyway, i seemed to be really good at golf for the first nine holes, it's only the next 27 of the tournament that were kind of a problem. But i'm working on using selective memory to my advantage here.
I only have an hour of class tomorrow, this means i get to read for pleasure tonight. will it be the collected works from the first five years of the oprah magazine or the new people magazine that i have not paid for yet but am somehow recieving.
Love,
Diana