Dear Diary,
WTF? Like, does no one care about my exciting life anymore? It's okay, this website is mostly for my own entertainment anyways. It was theme dinner tonight. The theme was Halloween. I made my own amazing costume. I was a pie iron. If you do not know, a pie iron is a little sandwich press on a stick used to make amazing pizzas in fires. I love pie irons. They are pretty much the only reason that I am here. I made myself the iron part out of painted cardboard, worn over the chest, and then i wore black shorts and brown paper leg warmers to be the handles of the contraption. I looked really fabulous. This is the only place on earth you could be a pie iron and people would get it.
Tomorrow, 730 am, making my riding lawn mower debut with Chad. Can't wait.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
So, I don't know what to say. Camp is my whole life right now. I have a few things to chat about I guess. ADHD is a very real thing. Coolers are heavy when carried up long steep trails singlehandedly. Very small girls like to tell boring stories, and they never understand why some things they say are funny.
I asked the maintenence guy, Tom the gorilla man, if I could drive the riding lawn mower up on Dupar Meadow, and he said yes!! I'm so excited I can barely contain my enthusiasm. Last year he let me weld so I know he's good for it. And then I bragged about using a plasma torch for about a month. You have no idea what this riding lawn mower will do for my ego.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
At camp we like to wear flip flops even though it is against the rules. So we kept getting talked to about it and it got annoying. This led to a ridiculous scene at the Vashon Thriftway later this evening on our break. About 9 of us staff members were crowded around the display of 10 dollar fake tevas trying to figure out what colors we wanted. Now I am wearing bright pink fevas (get it? faux tevas?) and I feel like a toddler. But there is power in numbers. Now all of a sudden fake tevas are like hipper than ever before.
Campers tomorrow. who's excited?
Love,
Diana