Dear Diary,
Tonight, I catered. There was so much extra food that we all took some home. I don't know when i think i'm going to eat this food but it's so sad to watch it be thrown away. So i have a pie, if anyone wants some. And some other stuff. Pork, anyone?
Today I had a group presentation. It didn't go badly but it didn't go that well. It was about advertising and children. I got to conclude the presentation. Basically that meant I blabbered about what a problem is that we see so many fat kids whining in grocery stores to their spineless parents. People wrote on their comment sheets that I should have more facts. I think they should have more creativity, personally. Maybe they should also have some more passion for their topic. It's communications class for god's sake. don't try and sell me on facts! sell me on soul!
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
It is almost two IN THE MORNING! and i am still doing homework. What the hell!? The worst part is, there is more homework waiting for me when I get up. What's the big idea, are they trying to kill me here?
My inspiration is lacking tonight. ahem. i mean this morning. I am sorry. I don't mean to disappoint.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
This is the point in the semester where people start getting really melodramatic about the amount of work they have to do. Including myself. "Oh my GOSH, if i stop sleeping and eating, maybe I'll have enough time to get all of this crazy work done! My life is so hard!" My favorite line that some kids use is, "No, you don't understand how much homework I have!" believe it or not people, I do. See, in this place here called college, we all understand what it is like to have a lot of homework.
It is 35 degrees here! I know Alexis has me beat on in Massachusetts where is is no degrees, but I am still quite cold. It makes me think of mittens and hats and polar bears it is so cold.
Boys around here have started a saying about the girls here. I don't know if they made this up or not, but it is about how this school is 60% girls. "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" To whoever made that up, I didn't want to date you anyway.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
Today I was trying to think sustainably. And I told my mom that I should just fix up my old moped instead of getting a new one. Belive it or not she OBJECTED to this idea! She was like "Well it's not very expensive to get one of those cute little vespas..." she said this with ulterior motives, i am sure of it. I think my mom wants me to buy a cute little vespa so she can ride it around the countryside. I guess this is okay, we all know she's sacrificed a thing or two for me over the years. I can't think of anything off the top of my head but I am sure of it.
Love,
Diana