Dear Diary,
I bought my first self help book today and read the whole thing. Does that make me pathetic? I hope not.
You know what IS pathetic?! that I cannot find one single person to go snowboarding with me tomarrow. What's up with that? people love snow! Where's the problem? The problem is, that this is my only day off from work that I have until I go back to school, and it is finally snowing at the mountains. Where will I be on my only day off? I will be stuck at home with a snowboard covered in dust. Who knows, there are probably mothballs in my boots. Maybe instead of snowboarding on my hard earned day off, I could put my back issues of SASSY in chronological order or iron all the clothes hanging in my closet.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
I am so glad I have a job. It is a good distraction from not having a whole lot of friends to hang out with. Or a car. I killed some time today by circling every non-embarassing car between 4 and 6 grand today in the classifieds. Then i took a nap on the heater in my room.
In other news, I set the world record for kleenex consumption this week. it is remarkable, the amount of kleenex that this girl can go through. I have needed to drink lots of water, to stay hydrated. (i've been losing fluid fast)
It's was sposed to snow tonight, and now it's a rainy 38 degrees and the forecast doesn't look good. If i moved to antartica this wouldn't be a problem. I also wouldn't need a car because I would drive a snowmobile, and I would have lots of penguins to hang out with.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
My mother is trying to feed me polenta again. the dinner schedule said polenta night was thursday, and here we are on wednesday eating polenta. I was planning on being gone tomarrow night, but it is too late to escape tonight. this isn't even the polenta with mushrooms, it's the polenta with tomatos. I feel like i am 7 years old, turning my nose up at dinner. but seriously. they might as well call it unbaked hard cornbread brick with slimy red tomato torture.
Love,
Diana

Dear Diary,
It has been a while since i have posted. I apologize, but as it turns out, i have a life outside my blog, believe it or not.
I had so much fun on the cruise to mexico with my family. it was terrific. cruise ships are the only place where you can bar hop and take your drink with you. everyone is so nice. it is a rule that all of the employees have to greet all of the guests when they pass them in the halls, and i really liked that. i'm a sucker for an enthusiastic hello.
I got to dress up a lot, and go to the casino and dance and hang out in hot tubs and go to pilates class and enjoy alcoholic beverages. I also went to shows and ordered lots of desserts. we got these magic cards that were used to open our rooms AND to buy whatever we wanted. i restrained myself pretty well I think, considering it wasn't my money. I have always been the responsible one, you know.
The weather in mexico was only nice and hot on one of our stops, and the goal was to tan agressively, but instead we went on a jungle hike and saw a mexican mountain dog. my mom ignored all health risks, and threw caution into the wind by petting this dog.
anyway, now that i am home, i went to a movie by myself for the first time. bridget jones 2. it was wonderful. i still don't know how renee zelleweger got so fat so temporarily, and 90% of it went to her chest.
I wish I could go snowboarding. It is cold and I have no wheels.
Love,
Diana